"I like your hair"
“Thanks, I grew it myself”
aduhm: closing your tab instead of opening a new one
when you click on a link and it opens in the same...
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: misspelling your own name
a-mad-man-in-a-blue-box: kimkellies: fartgallery: what if poop had little arms so it could help push itself out of your butt and then wave goodbye as you flushed it down the toilet
Me making a text post is basically the same as...
mcl0vinit: “Here you go” …. “no waIT I CHANGE MY MIND” “NO DONT LOOK, ITS NOT READY” “I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.” “I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.” “AAAAAH MY HAND. MY HAND IS CRAMPING” ….. and then i just end up with this
Dad waking you up for school
how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past
skippractice: maybe she’s barn with it maybe it’s neighbelline
thatssodaisy: Since when was this more beautiful than this Reblog to end the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful.